the news

90% of news headlines

  1. A lot of people died in some relatively uncommon way.
  2. Someone relatively uncommon died.
  3. Some rich bastard did something bad to women/children/the poor (if combined with 1. its probably world historical news)
  4. Some sick bastard did the same (see point 3.)

tldr; Something in the world was broken, has just broken, or will break soon.

As such, I guess, news headlines are an invitation to repair.